Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Ben is Dead


Sorry everyone but we regret to report that Ben Tennyson has died at age 16.

His husband, Ultimate Humungousaur (57) made the announcement in a press conference today.

"I think I'll miss his tight little butthole most of all," Humungousaur said through tears.

Although it is not currently known what caused the death, this reporter believes that it was probably AIDS.