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Saturday, April 9, 2016
Saturday, April 2, 2016
Ben is Dead Follow Up
Ben is still dead
The cause of death was not AIDS, as we believed. It was actually gonorrhea. Ben caught it because he is a homosexual. Remember, kids, homosexuality is unnatural and wrong. Da homos will all go to hell! Only by being STRAIGHT can one be happy and healthy!!
Kanye saves.
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
Ben is Dead
Sorry everyone but we regret to report that Ben Tennyson has died at age 16.
His husband, Ultimate Humungousaur (57) made the announcement in a press conference today.
"I think I'll miss his tight little butthole most of all," Humungousaur said through tears.
Although it is not currently known what caused the death, this reporter believes that it was probably AIDS.
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