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He's also BLACK!!! BOYCOTT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben is Dead Follow Up

Ben is still dead The cause of death was not AIDS, as we believed. It was actually gonorrhea. Ben caught it because he is a homosexual. Remember, kids, homosexuality is unnatural and wrong. Da homos will all go to hell! Only by being STRAIGHT can one be happy and healthy!! Kanye saves.

Ben is Dead

Sorry everyone but we regret to report that Ben Tennyson has died at age 16.

His husband, Ultimate Humungousaur (57) made the announcement in a press conference today.

"I think I'll miss his tight little butthole most of all," Humungousaur said through tears.

Although it is not currently known what caused the death, this reporter believes that it was probably AIDS.

New Alien, Buzzshock shown in new trailer

Ben 10's Facebook page posted a trailer today featuring some voice actors talking about their favorite aliens. In it, some new clips were shown, including a new alien and a new redesign.


This alien was seen shooting a large green ball of energy. His name and other powers are currently unknown.

Buzzshock's redesign was also briefly visible
You can view the video here

Comic Con: 'The Ultimate Heist'

At Comic-Con yesterday, the episode 'The Ultimate Heist' was shown.

Thanks to Tumblr user themorningmoon, we have plot details and partial alien listings:

• "Albedo is back.
• Kypher broke him out of jail.
• Albedo got Ben locked in his cell and pretended to be him for a couple of days to get stuff.
• Argit is seen as the hero of undertown, so he’s playing it up while  keeping his shady business hidden from the public.
• Albedo (who can still transform, but not really maintain the transformations) assembles his things so he can return to being Galvan at will and transform into any other alien form.
• He also has the Ultimate Aliens back.
• Ben, Rook and Argit manage to take down Ultimate Spider-Monkey (after Ultimate Humungous Bore and Ultimate Echo Echo were used)
• Kypher retrieves Albedo who says that everything will happen according to plan because now not even Azmuth can be compared to his intelligence. 
• Albedo turns into an Ultimate Galvan.
• Ultimate Galvans are basically MODOK."

"First off Albedo

1. Wildvine
2. Big Chill
3. Goop (maybe someone strong before, not fully sure)
4. Humungous Bore
5. Ultimate Humungous Bore
6. Ultimate Echo Echo
7. Ultimate Spider-Monkey
8. Galvan
9. Ultimate Galvan

Ben

1. Armadrillo
2. Shocksquatch
3. Ampfibian
4. Terraspin
5. Humungous Bore
6. Four Arms (might have missed one or two here, the fight with the Ultimates was kinda long)
7. OH and he turned into the nanomachine bug thingy at the start for his break out."

Eye Guy has also been confirmed by Derrick to appear.

Finally, we have images! These three were posted by Derrick as the episode aired:

http://instagram.com/p/cCuBVyyLQm/

http://instagram.com/p/cCtFBwSLen/

http://instagram.com/p/cCsg0hyLdU/

These two were posted by Toonzone today and depict Albedo as Ultimate Humungousaur!

More information will be posted as it becomes available

(Sources: http://themorningmoon.tumblr.com/post/56111754436/ultimate-heist-spoilers, http://www.toonzone.net/2013/07/cartoon-network-releases/#.Ue2OfBxQErX, http://instagram.com/derrickjwyatt, http://www.formspring.me/DerrickJWyatt/q/483684658639300005)

Frankenstrike Revealed

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